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| ChronoSentinel |
 Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:45 pm Post subject: |
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4th-degree sideburns
Cause: Severe wistful longing for the 1970's.
Symptom: Big hair, flares, platforms and glitter make-up.
Cure: The Psychiatry staff must, with the aid of Surgeon, and using up-to-date techniques, convince the patient that these hairy accoutrements are rubbish.
Just send them in the Operating Table and make them fight, etc.
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| bravo90078 |
| Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:17 am Post subject: |
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Inside-out disease
Animation: character is inside out
Cure: ?
Super-hero complex
Animation: character comes in dressed in a superhero
cure: psychiatry + electroshock therapy
West-Nile disease
animation: misquitoes hover around the patient
cure: giant fly swatter
swine-flu
animation: patient develops a snout nose
cure: mud bath
green thumb disease
animation: patient has plants growing from hands
cure: surgery with weed wacker
edward scissorhands disease
animation: patient has rusty scissors for hands
cure: WD-40 |
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| Serial Colour |
| Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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Vulcan Virus
Cause - Watching too many episodes of Star Trek.
Symptoms - The patient's blood goes green and they develop a strong dislike for the irrational human race.
Cure - A complete blood transfusion and a good joke.
Cure rooms - Blood Machine & Psychiatric
Hyper-Ego
Cause - Spending too long talking to yourself in the mirror.
Symptoms - The patient feels vastly superior to everyone else.
Cure - The patient's swollen head is cut down to size, and a psychiatrist tells them not to be so smug.
Cure rooms - Inflation & Psychiatric
Chronic Gossiping
Cause - Being very bored indeed.
Symptoms - Telling rumours about neighbours to people who aren't really interested.
Cure - An immediate tongue removal.
Cure rooms - Slack Tongue
Airhead Puncture
Cause - Banging one's head into something sharp.
Symptoms - Deflation of the head and a constant hiss.
Cure - A bicycle repair kit and some clever air.
Cure rooms - Inflator
Little Niggles
Cause - Reading medical encyclopaedias.
Symptoms - The patient thinks they have every disease they read about.
Cure - Placebo pills and a restraining order.
Cure rooms - Pharmacy
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| TheFlyingBastard |
| Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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Habeas Corpse
Cause - Watching bad horror movies.
Symptoms - Patient looks pale like a dead man.
Cure - A nurse feeds the patient a reviving mix of potions from the pharmacy.
Rosy Cheeks
Cause - Disease carried on from parent to child.
Symptoms - Patient has the cutest blush you've ever seen.
Cure - Blood machine rerouts blood vessels in cheeks so they won't be as close to the surface of the skin
Dutch courage
Cause - Drinking one too many.
Symptoms - Patient feels like he could run a good hospital
Cure - A sobering potion from the pharmacy cabinet / A stern talking to by a Dutch Uncle psychiatrist.
Burnett Syndrome
Cause - In-depth study of great military keaders
Symptoms - Announcing you will be the king of the world
Cure - A psychiatrist needs to convince the patient that since the world is not a signle unified country he should first try and rule his household instead.
The last one is a reference to a friend of mine, who would, as a 4 year old kid, sit on his little bike and tell everyone he was going to be the king. He still has that world-conquering streak in him.  |
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| bug928 |
| Posted: Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:23 am Post subject: |
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Mob-Hititis
Symptoms: Patient looks like they are drowned and unable to move without assistance
Animation: Man is wearing a wet suit with concrete boots being wheeled on a baggage trolley
Cure: Man put in dehydrator then has handy man chisel of the concrete
Cure Room: Boiler room (Where handy man works) & Dehydration chamber
Tin-foil-Hatis
Symptoms: Patient wears a tin foil hat to stop the corporate mind control and believes that mobile phone towers are control centres for mind control machines.
Animation: Patients shown in tinfoil hats.
Cure: Patient is taken to see a physiologist who convinces them that phone are not mind control devices.
Cure Room: Physiologists office
Down-under syndrome
Symptoms: Patients have recently visited Australia and survived an encounter Crocodiles
Animation: Patients come in dressed as crocodile Dundee or Steve Irwin. Also have the habit of saying "You call that a knife? This is a knife" (Too Surgeons) or "Crikey"(At the rats running around)
Cure: Patient is taken to see a physiologist who convinces them that they are not Mick Dundee or Steve Irwin
Cure Room: Physiologists office |
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| DrDJ |
| Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:56 pm Post subject: Dentist surgery |
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I know this would be a lot of work but I think a dentist surgery would be an excellent addition to the game.
Room - Own room with a dentist chair
Staff - One surgeon plus a nurse (maybe both need to be specially trained or just a general surgeon and nurse)
Maybe more creative people could suggest some funny tooth related ailments?
There could be emergency tooth extractions - maybe several people coming at once because they've been scrumming in a rugby match and have all knocked their teeth out? |
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| Jack |
| Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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I think the graphics would be most the work there really!
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| knifepoint |
| Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| hi all. ive just been playing theme hospital and was wondering if theres an open project for it, which led me to here. ive just been reading some of the ideas you have and come up with my own. ive got 20 so far so i dont know if you want me just to post it on here or what because its going to be quite a big post? |
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